TWO ELEPHANTS CHECK INTO A HOTEL
Two Elephants somehow made it to the Hotel Tower,
Went inside to keep away from the outside rain shower.
Stepped on the sofa sets,
Peed the artificial trees wet.
Slipped on the accelerators,
Crushed the evening band’s drumset.
In the elevators they couldn’t fit,
The bar they did hit.
Drank a few and peed some more,
Slipped on the same took stairs to the fourth floor.
Somebody panicked and jumped off the window,
Those who stayed calm got stepped upon by the Jumbos.
Cops were called in helicopters and planes,
The elephants found it funny that all of them wore clothes all the same.
But they themselves were naked,
A few shots in the head and the mammoths gave up,
No tranquilizers, literally baked.
Stairs filled with thick crimson syrup.
The hotel thanked the cops and paid the fine,
Of keeping their doors open and letting the wild to dine.
Cops sold the tusks,
The manager kept the leather for his boss’ shoes.
The bones were redesigned to resemble a dinosaur.
The meat was served as today’s special with french booze.